Filed on October 2, 2026
Satire. Fiction. The great measuring occurred a few seasons back. No real HOA, Board, person,
or neighborhood. Entertainment only.
The great measuring occurred a few seasons back. I looked out into my yard and beheld a woman with a clip board and a tape measure noting the height of my wind spinner. A month later I got the notice: VIOLATION! I was 2” higher than the allowed height for “artifacts” in my yard. We are not Indiana Jones - it’s not an artifact, it’s just a wind spinner. But, they didn’t know I had a secret weapon. Just push it further down into soil. Problem solved. Take that, HOA villains!